Guess what I did yesterday!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
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#ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THIS WORLD EVER #WHEN I DIE AND I GO TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN (lol yeah right like I’D be let into heaven but shh ignore that for the sake of these tags) #GOD IS GOING TO TURN TO ME AND BE LIKE ”OH SWEET CHILD O’ MINE. OUT OF ALL THE SPLENDORS THAT THIS EARTH THAT I CREATED FOR YOU OFFERED #WHICH ONE WAS YOUR FAVOURITE? WAS IT THE ALASKAN MOUNTAIN RANGES OR MAYBE THE FORESTS OF THE AMAZON? #WAS IT THE BEAUTIFUL DESERT OF THE SAHARA OR THE BRIGHT BLUENESS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA? #PLEASE TELL ME CHILD. I NEED TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE.” #i’m just going to turn to god and say #”well god i’m going to give it to you straight. all of that stuff was super awesome #but nothing beat out that video of that lady getting way too excited about her sponges and wiggles. ONE NIGHT SHE DIDN’T EVEN SLEEP.” #and god is going to nod his head knowingly and go ”good choice my daughter. i was hoping you’d say that.” #AND THEN WE’D GO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT FOR HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO #the end. (x)
(Source: mustbethemusicwhenwewereyoung)
Albert: where’s your USB drive
Me: hold on lemme see….
Albert: …your phone is right there diana, it’s right there
Me: I know, but I took off all my charms
Albert: …………………what
Me: I dunno, at some point last night they were really bugging me
Albert: ….. BUT THAT’S WHO YOU ARE
Jack Gleeson - Good Guy vs Evil Guy
dude haven’t I always said ROTG’s Jack Frost looks just like him? I was so riiiiiight
(Source: earlmilford)
YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry
(Source: my-bedtime-penguin-pal)
All of my smiles are crooked
Or really goofy
BUT MOSTLY CROOKED
Took this earlier today to send in an email, but I look REALLY BRIGHT IN IT, so I’m gonna post it.
me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test
(Source: laheymore)
