Guess what I did yesterday!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
#ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THIS WORLD EVER #WHEN I DIE AND I GO TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN (lol yeah right like I’D be let into heaven but shh ignore that for the sake of these tags) #GOD IS GOING TO TURN TO ME AND BE LIKE ”OH SWEET CHILD O’ MINE. OUT OF ALL THE SPLENDORS THAT THIS EARTH THAT I CREATED FOR YOU OFFERED #WHICH ONE WAS YOUR FAVOURITE? WAS IT THE ALASKAN MOUNTAIN RANGES OR MAYBE THE FORESTS OF THE AMAZON? #WAS IT THE BEAUTIFUL DESERT OF THE SAHARA OR THE BRIGHT BLUENESS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA? #PLEASE TELL ME CHILD. I NEED TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE.” #i’m just going to turn to god and say #”well god i’m going to give it to you straight. all of that stuff was super awesome #but nothing beat out that video of that lady getting way too excited about her sponges and wiggles. ONE NIGHT SHE DIDN’T EVEN SLEEP.” #and god is going to nod his head knowingly and go ”good choice my daughter. i was hoping you’d say that.” #AND THEN WE’D GO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT FOR HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO #the end. (x)
Albert: where’s your USB drive
Me: hold on lemme see….
Albert: …your phone is right there diana, it’s right there
Me: I know, but I took off all my charms
Me: I dunno, at some point last night they were really bugging me
Albert: ….. BUT THAT’S WHO YOU ARE
YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry
All of my smiles are crooked
Or really goofy
BUT MOSTLY CROOKED
Took this earlier today to send in an email, but I look REALLY BRIGHT IN IT, so I’m gonna post it.
me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test