May 31 2013, 11pm


animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months


April 12 2013, 11am


Guess what I did yesterday!

Guess what I did yesterday!


March 7 2013, 10am


freckledbuttchester:

chucknobletjunior:

dumbfangirl:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

its back

#ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THIS WORLD EVER #WHEN I DIE AND I GO TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN (lol yeah right like I’D be let into heaven but shh ignore that for the sake of these tags) #GOD IS GOING TO TURN TO ME AND BE LIKE ”OH SWEET CHILD O’ MINE. OUT OF ALL THE SPLENDORS THAT THIS EARTH THAT I CREATED FOR YOU OFFERED #WHICH ONE WAS YOUR FAVOURITE? WAS IT THE ALASKAN MOUNTAIN RANGES OR MAYBE THE FORESTS OF THE AMAZON? #WAS IT THE BEAUTIFUL DESERT OF THE SAHARA OR THE BRIGHT BLUENESS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA? #PLEASE TELL ME CHILD. I NEED TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE.” #i’m just going to turn to god and say #”well god i’m going to give it to you straight. all of that stuff was super awesome #but nothing beat out that video of that lady getting way too excited about her sponges and wiggles. ONE NIGHT SHE DIDN’T EVEN SLEEP.” #and god is going to nod his head knowingly and go ”good choice my daughter. i was hoping you’d say that.” #AND THEN WE’D GO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT FOR HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO #the end. (x)

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)


February 10 2013, 1pm


My identity has been compromised.


Albert: where’s your USB drive

Me: hold on lemme see….

Albert: …your phone is right there diana, it’s right there

Me: I know, but I took off all my charms 

Albert: …………………what

Me: I dunno, at some point last night they were really bugging me

Albert: ….. BUT THAT’S WHO YOU ARE


January 31 2013, 9am


typette:

ladyalaynestone:

Jack Gleeson - Good Guy vs Evil Guy

dude haven’t I always said ROTG’s Jack Frost looks just like him? I was so riiiiiight


January 26 2013, 12pm


vvierd:

YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry


December 31 2012, 2am


All of my smiles are crooked
Or really goofy
BUT MOSTLY CROOKED

All of my smiles are crooked
Or really goofy
BUT MOSTLY CROOKED


December 11 2012, 6pm


Took this earlier today to send in an email, but I look REALLY BRIGHT IN IT, so I’m gonna post it.

Took this earlier today to send in an email, but I look REALLY BRIGHT IN IT, so I’m gonna post it.


September 29 2012, 11pm


me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test

(Source: laheymoremoved)