December 7 2013, 11am
On Saturdays, the boss turns on the TV first thing in the morning and leaves it on all day. Which is fine, really, because I watch stuff on my laptop usually while I’m stringing. The TV actually faces a direction where I can’t see it, but I can still hear it. So, this morning, a commercial starts up with super sad music..
"OH NO IT’S GONNA BE THE ABUSED KITTY COMMERCIAL OH NO"
Announcer begins talking about the dangers of diabetes.
"OH THANK GOD IT’S JUST DIABETES."
I can’t handle abused animals, but diseased humans are okay I guess???
December 7 2013, 10am
This graphic is fabulous. It represents a tiny crash course in rhetoric. Learn these things. Put them on your wall. Whisper them into the breeze. These are THINGS TO KNOW.
Bookmark this shit and the next time someone begins gobbling nonsense at you on a social network, instead of engaging, point them to this handy chart. Also useful: Thought Catalog’s “How To Have A Rational Conversation" flowchart.
December 7 2013, 1am
haha for real though, cishet men who are put off by makeup because they think women are “lying to them”. you just sound SUPER PISSED that makeup is an artform that allows people to carefully control how their faces are presented and perceived, and if there’s one thing cishet men CANNOT stand it’s…
December 6 2013, 1am
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Of all the bad things that have happened to me in the past three months, this put so much joy in my heart to make up for all of it.
I thought it couldn’t get cuter and then IT PICKED UP THE GRAPES IN ITS LITTLE RACCOON PAWS